Kingdom of Wuschtopkv declares war on People's Republic of Wuschtopvk.
Often confused due to their similar names, the neighboring territories have endured decades of border skirmishes, finally erupting into all out ground warfare early this morning. "We shall crush their skulls with our feet and maybe a hammer" declared the King of Wuschtopkv. In reply the Emir of PRW believed to have said, "Let's boogie." Early reports suggest that the conflict was set off by hippies streaming between the borders, apparently confused by which country they were supposed to be fleeing from, and in which country they were supposed to be seeking asylum. The world watches with baited breath. *Holds breath.
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