Despite continual assurance from spokespersons about his "100% perfect health," the international community remains unsure whether Ron11's military strongman, Gen. Falanky, truly survived the "very serious" burns he received on the night of his successful military take-over of the blog.
Rumors persist that, even if he did survive the coup, Gen. Falanky is merely a puppet for the elusive global financier, DJ Pancake.