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08 September 2008

INTERNATIONAL COMMENTATORS INCREASINGLY CURIOUS ABOUT ABSENCE OF GEN. FALANKY

Despite continual assurance from spokespersons about his "100% perfect health," the international community remains unsure whether Ron11's military strongman, Gen. Falanky, truly survived the "very serious" burns he received on the night of his successful military take-over of the blog.

Rumors persist that, even if he did survive the coup, Gen. Falanky is merely a puppet for the elusive global financier, DJ Pancake.