"We must experience these emotions before we can heal. We all hope we can come out rejuvenated, refreshed and just have fun again. I'm also pretty sure I'm gay." -DJ Pancake
18 May 2014
LEADERS OF THE 'MIGHTY 4' NATIONS BEGIN '90 DAYS OF MOURNING' HIKE
"We must experience these emotions before we can heal. We all hope we can come out rejuvenated, refreshed and just have fun again. I'm also pretty sure I'm gay." -DJ Pancake
26 April 2014
'RON11 DEAD' DECLARES DJ PANCAKE
AP -- In a press conference held Saturday afternoon in Pancakistan, affirmed and feared leader DJ "The Cakester" Pancake, through misty eyes, announced the once glorious blog of Ron11 to be "dead".
In its better days the blog has seen contributions from such notable names as General Falanky, Col. Gluss, and Wuscht; all three of which have stood idly by as it went from "The Greatest Blog To Ever Grace The Internet" (The Internet Awards, 2009) to "just a middle-man for Reddit."
"I hope that this is not the end of Ron11," said Pancake, "but merely a wake up call to its contributors, myself included." Pancake, who has not posted in the blog since The Great Dark Period of 2012, made promises to contribute "great web content" to its pages and restore the great name of Ron11 only if his peers would make the same promise. At time of press, the Beacons of Ron11 had been lit, signifying a meeting between the contributors of Ron11 has been requested.
Ron Paul (of Ron11 fame) could not be reached for comment.
In its better days the blog has seen contributions from such notable names as General Falanky, Col. Gluss, and Wuscht; all three of which have stood idly by as it went from "The Greatest Blog To Ever Grace The Internet" (The Internet Awards, 2009) to "just a middle-man for Reddit."
"I hope that this is not the end of Ron11," said Pancake, "but merely a wake up call to its contributors, myself included." Pancake, who has not posted in the blog since The Great Dark Period of 2012, made promises to contribute "great web content" to its pages and restore the great name of Ron11 only if his peers would make the same promise. At time of press, the Beacons of Ron11 had been lit, signifying a meeting between the contributors of Ron11 has been requested.
Ron Paul (of Ron11 fame) could not be reached for comment.
24 April 2014
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