Ron11's Fun Facts Of The Day!

88% of those over 65 years of age have at least one chronic health condition

In memoriam

Ed. Note: Mini-donkeys, Gorilla

Ed. Note: A GORILLA

Ron11's Fun Facts Of The Day!

Most polluted US cities
(By short-term particle pollution)
1. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
2. Fresno, California
3. Bakersfield, California
4. Los Angeles, California.
5. Birmingham, Alabama
6. Salt Lake City, Utah
7. Sacramento, California
8. Logan, Utah
9. Chicago, Illinois
9. Detroit, Michigan

Most polluted US cities
(By ozone pollution)
1. Los Angeles, California
2. Bakersfield, California
3. Visalia, California
4. Fresno, California
5. Houston, Texas
6. Sacramento, California.
7. Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas
8. Charlotte, North Carolina
9. Phoenix, Arizona
10. El Centro, California

Most polluted US cities
(By year-round particle pollution)
1. Bakersfield, California
2. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
3. Los Angeles, California
4. Visalia, California
5. Birmingham, Alabama
6. Hanford, California
7. Fresno, California
8. Cincinnati, Ohio
9. Detroit, Michigan
10. Cleveland, Ohio

Quincy Jones, Yo-Yo Ma and Herbie Hancock jamming out (featuring Selma Hayek and Naomi Campbell)

WHO IS READY TO LAUGH?

Hilarity Ensues

The Ron11 Head Office Exposed: "Inside Joke" Poster Above the Espresso Bar

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Entertainment Columnist: Johannes "The Big Dipper" McManus

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Various: Ghostwriters

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CULTURE EDITOR: Louis Lewtard

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Fact-checker/head of security - Peter "Petey" Stenski

Let yourself enjoy this

Somebody please explain this.

Gen Falanky enjoying brief stint as Mario.

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Surgeon General, Dr. M. M. Manzy

"You're gonna have to take your goggles off, man"

DJ Pancake enjoying brief stint as Batman.

DJ Pancake absence at emergency summit 'conspicuous, curious' say experts

Pictured (from left): Wuscht, Col Gluss, Gen Falanky

HISTORIC COMPROMISE REACHED BETWEEN BAR PATRON AND BAR OWNER ON WIDE RANGE OF CONTENTIOUS JUKEBOX CONCERNS

Party ending legislation passes, creating lucrative offshore black market party network

Senator introduces legislation to end party; defeat widely expected

PARTY REFUSES TO END

Party, showing no signs of fatigue, continues to rage

THIS JUST IN!

DJ Pancake is strongly confused by posts as of late. Too many inside jokes for him to take part.

WHEN YOU SEE IT

You'll shit bricks
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Party time!

VROOM VROOM PARTY STARTER

January 2004. Mr. Bush wandered over during Mr. [Scot] Reid's [senior strategist to Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin] chat with the Prime Minister. Mr. Reid introduced himself and shook hands with Mr. Bush.

The President chuckled. "Well, you got a pretty face," he told the surprised Mr. Reid. He wasn't done. "You got a pretty face," he said again. "You're a good-looking guy. Better looking than my Scott anyway."

-- President Bush in a coquettish bout of eye-batting homosexual diplomatic flirting January 16, 2004

(The USA) was one of only two countries to recognise the coup government

which was overthrown by popular protest after just 48 hours




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