John Farnham - You're The Voice

First Ron11 Book of the Year

Col Gluss and Pvt Wustch, Seen Here Relaxing At Home

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DID YOU JUST CALL ME COLTRANE?

YOU SUCK SATURN

Hit the rock

I'm Calling the Cops.

This is for the cops.

Ron11 staff members may recognize this bassist.

"I suppose you're expecting a nice gratuity"

"Maybe next time"

"Most things get better, as they get shorter"

~ Col. Gluss, January 2009

"Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?" 'Haha I wouldn't know I don't have any' "No children?" 'No, elephant books'

"When will THEN be NOW"

This week's "picture of a virgin"

The Wuscht residence has moved

Please make a note of the new street address




*image from the new york times. (yes, seriously)

Hurry up and write a hit song already. It's apparently not that hard.

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*In a high-pitched mocking voice*

DJ PANCAKE UNAMUSED BY GEN FALANKY

COL GLUSS PROMISES UNPRECEDENTED SECURITY AT INAUGURATION

In Early Remarks, DJ Pancake Expects Peaceful Transition, Pancakes

Today's Inauguration Highlights: Mediocre Folk Band Plays Mediocre Folk Hits During Radio Breaks.

WUSCHT MOVES RESIDENCE IN PREPARATION FOR INAUGURATION DAY

Inside job?

Obviously

"Don't wake the baby"

Don't Wake The Baby

"I make the weather."

Congratulations, Col Gluss on your successful avoidance of civic duty!

LIVE BLOGGING BROOKLYN JURY DUTY: DAY TWO

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LIVE BLOGGING BROOKLYN JURY DUTY

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Why hello there Captain Buzzkill

*In a high-pitched mocking voice*

"I don't have any reason to believe that anybody in the agency did anything illegal."

Col. Gluss Statue Erected In Prospect Park

"It's all ball bearings nowadays"

Speaks for itself in so many ways.

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It is what you think it is.

THIS JUST IN:

DJ Pancake, upon reading Col. Gluss' post, became depressed over the game again.

I AM TRYING...

...to break your heart

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"As far as Saturdays go...

...I think I'd rather like to wake up tomorrow." - Bill VanderWyden, 2000

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