31 October 2008
Verizon Business News: U.S. Department of Defense Agency Selects Verizon Business for Data and Voice Services
Two Agreements for Advanced Services Awarded Under Networx Program
29 October 2008
“They’re going to throw out votes,” said Larone Wesley, a 53-year-old black Vietnam veteran
“I can’t say exactly how, but they are going to accomplish that quite naturally. I’m so afraid for my friend Obama. I look at this through the eyes of the ’60s, and I feel there ain’t no way they’re going to let him make it.”
28 October 2008
Titles of BBC Sound Effects CDs:
| BBC 01 | General Sound Effects | BBC 21 | Weather II |
| BBC 02 | Exterior Atmospheres | BBC 22 | Ships & Boats I |
| BBC 03 | Household | BBC 23 | Ships & Boats II |
| BBC 04 | Interior Backgrounds | BBC 24 | America |
| BBC 05 | Transport | BBC 25 | Aircraft |
| BBC 06 | Animals & Birds | BBC 26 | China |
| BBC 07 | Human Crowds & Children | BBC 27 | Babies |
| BBC 08 | Comedy & Fantasy | BBC 28 | Hospitals |
| BBC 09 | International | BBC 29 | Africa: The Human World |
| BBC 10 | Communications | BBC 30 | Africa: The Natural World |
| BBC 11 | Water | BBC 31 | Equestrian Events |
| BBC 12 | British Birds | BBC 32 | Greece |
| BBC 13 | Industry | BBC 33 | Adventure Sports |
| BBC 14 | Cities | BBC 34 | Livestock I |
| BBC 15 | Natural Atmospheres | BBC 35 | Livestock II |
| BBC 16 | Cars | BBC 36 | Farm Machinery |
| BBC 17 | Sports & Leisure | BBC 37 | Horses I |
| BBC 18 | Bang! | BBC 38 | Horses II & Dogs |
| BBC 19 | Electronic Sounds | BBC 39 | Schools & Crowds |
| BBC 20 | Weather I | BBC 40 | Spain |
| BBC 41 | Trains | BBC 51 | London |
| BBC 42 | The Age of Steam | BBC 52 | British Rural BG |
| BBC 43 | D.I.Y. and Building | BBC 53 | India and Nepal: City Life |
| BBC 44 | Cats | BBC 54 | India, Pakistan and Nepal |
| BBC 45 | "Dial 999" | BBC 55 | Footsteps I |
| BBC 46 | Istanbul | BBC 56 | Footsteps II |
| BBC 47 | British Birds II | BBC 57 | Urban South America |
| BBC 48 | Crowds | BBC 58 | Rural South America |
| BBC 49 | Suburbia | BBC 59 | Hungary |
| BBC 50 | France - Paris | BBC 60 | Czech Republic & Slovakia |
27 October 2008
24 October 2008
The call came into Alexandria's 911 system on October 21.
Operator: 911 state your emergency
Caller: It's not an emergency, but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic's coming the other way?
Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause)
Caller: "(Expletive) you." (caller hangs up)
The complaint call about traffic on the Wilson Bridge forced the 911 dispatcher to call back. The voice mail on the other end, "Hi this is Joe McCain. I can't take this message now because I'm involved in a very (inaudible) important political project. I hope on November 4th we have elected John."
Caller: It's not an emergency, but do you know why on one side at the damn drawbridge of 95 traffic is stopped for 15 minutes and yet traffic's coming the other way?
Operator: Sir, are you calling 911 to complain about traffic? (pause)
Caller: "(Expletive) you." (caller hangs up)
The complaint call about traffic on the Wilson Bridge forced the 911 dispatcher to call back. The voice mail on the other end, "Hi this is Joe McCain. I can't take this message now because I'm involved in a very (inaudible) important political project. I hope on November 4th we have elected John."
23 October 2008
Words sprayed in black paint read, 'you are a criminal resign or else'; 'SCUM,' which is written three times; and 'Psalm 2.'
"I think it's clearly a terroristic threat. It looked like someone went way out of their way to do a hateful act," Ellison told 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS as he viewed the vandalism on his home for the first time. Police are investigating vicious graffiti written on the homes of six Minnesota politicians
22 October 2008
“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not your enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”
----DJ sPaNK-AsS, "MAXXX BASS&BUTTZ" vol. 4
21 October 2008
20 October 2008
SPLIT PEA W/HAM RECIPE (HAM OPTIONAL)
3 large onions
1 whole peeled garlic
chop up and add to 1cup of hot water, add salt and pepper
cook down until water is gone and the onions are fried and translucent
add 8 cups water or vegetable stock, bring to boil
add 1lb split pea, bring to boil,
reduce heat to low, cover, and let simmer
when peas start to dissolve (about an hour),
add one large potato peeled and diced
add 4 carrots, peeled and sliced
simmer for 2 hours or until fully stewed
1 whole peeled garlic
chop up and add to 1cup of hot water, add salt and pepper
cook down until water is gone and the onions are fried and translucent
add 8 cups water or vegetable stock, bring to boil
add 1lb split pea, bring to boil,
reduce heat to low, cover, and let simmer
when peas start to dissolve (about an hour),
add one large potato peeled and diced
add 4 carrots, peeled and sliced
simmer for 2 hours or until fully stewed
19 October 2008
Falanky OPED: Col Gluss is an Inside SLOB
(Text Has Been Omitted By Order Of United States District Court SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK)
18 October 2008
17 October 2008
16 October 2008
Ingerson Presents...
The First Annual "Insiders Gigglefest"!!
Come One, Come All*
*Participation subject to discrimination
15 October 2008
Riots erupt in Pancakistan over inflammatory Pansteak blog posting. Entire country burnt to the ground.
Ironically, Pancakistany fire personnel were unable to prevent the blaze from spreading because they were attending their annual pancake breakfast.
Today, we are all Pancakians.
Today, we are all Pancakians.
14 October 2008
AP ANALYSIS: Pansteak Post is Misleading; Incited Violence
The always heavily armed Col. Gluss was silent today on his new posts, airing in key Wuschtopskov regions, that were largely blamed for rioting there. The posts show images of steaks being grilled, a highly offensive procedure to Pancakians. An announcer repeats the line, "Hi, I'm a steak and I'm meant to be grilled, not pan fried, you dumb piece of shit." Today's filibuster of the suspicious Falanky-Pansteak torture ban is expected to cause a second day of rioting.
BREAKING: WUSCHT LEADS FILIBUSTER TO BLOCK DJ PANSTEAK-SPONSORED LEGISLATION OUTLAWING TORTURE IN RON11
[Illustration of WUSCHT courtesy of Artist]
Hi, I'm a steak and I'm meant to be grilled--NOT pan fried, you dumb piece of shit!!
Pictured above: A DELICIOUS flame-grilled t-bone. YUM!
13 October 2008
DELONG: "Politically, what are the challenges because you're not going to have a lot of sympathetic ears up there until it [a terror attack] happens.
RUMSFELD: That's what I was just going to say. This President's pretty much a victim of success. We haven't had an attack in five years. The perception of the threat is so low in this society that it's not surprising that the behavior pattern reflects a low threat assessment. The same thing's in Europe, there's a low threat perception. The correction for that, I suppose, is an attack. And when that happens, then everyone gets energized for another [inaudible] and it's a shame we don't have the maturity to recognize the seriousness of the threats...the lethality, the carnage, that can be imposed on our society is so real and so present and so serious that you'd think we'd be able to understand it, but as a society, the longer you get away from 9/11, the less...the less..."
DJ Pancake to hold annual "Pancake-athon" in spite of DJ Pansteak.
Pictured above: Winner of 2007 "Pancake-athon" Lance "Panned Cake" Armisan, races to the finish as onlookers laugh in amusement at him and the other contestants.
Anchors Weigh In On Bi-Annual Ron11 Staff Fishing Trip
Brokaw: "Simply electrifying"...Couric: "In your face, foul, and loving it"...O'Reilly: "Misleadingly hilarious"...Olbermann: "Suspend the elections"
Anchors aweigh on the bi-annual Ron11 staff fishing trip!!
Pictured (l to r):
DJ Pancake (standing on the bow), gen falanky (digging in his rucksack for more gummy worms), unknown woman (seated behind gen falanky), col gluss (seated in the stern), and Wuscht (piloting the boat/lookin' fine)
12 October 2008
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