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30 November 2008
29 November 2008
Artist rendering of DJ Pancake's animal robot army leaked to public.
"Hareplane" as deamed by government officials.
28 November 2008
AP IMPACT REPORT: World Community Worried Col. Gluss May Unleash Secret Weapon to Defend Stronghold
Ring merchants worldwide have been put on notice. DJ Pancake said ready to deploy army of robot animals. Still no reaction out of Wuschtopskov. Gen Falanky silent.
27 November 2008
Random Headlines
11/25/2008: India says it considers its own national interests and wants to develop relations with Iran without being intimidated by political pressure.
11/26/2008: Hundreds Injured, 80 Dead in Mumbai India Terrorist Attacks
11/26/2008: Hundreds Injured, 80 Dead in Mumbai India Terrorist Attacks
26 November 2008
DJ Pancake's "Drumline Brigade" infiltrates Col. Gluss' stronghold at the local YMCA.
Pancakian "Drumline Brigade" has been spotted all over Brooklyn Heights.
Col. Gluss bravely defends the YMCA swimming pool
25 November 2008
24 November 2008
Line of Succession to the President
- Vice President
- Speaker of the House
- President Pro Tempore of the Senate
- Secretary of State
- Secretary of the Treasury
- Secretary of Defense
- Attorney General
- Secretary of the Interior
- Secretary of Agriculture
- Secretary of Commerce
- Secretary of Labor
- Secretary of Health and Human Services
- Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
- Secretary of Transportation
- Secretary of Energy
- Secretary of Education
- Secretary of Veterans Affairs
23 November 2008
Recent Inside Jobs "SPOTLIGHT" Germany
PRISTINA, Nov 22 (Reuters) - Germany declined to comment on on Saturday on reports that three Germans arrested on suspicion of throwing explosives at an EU office in Kosovo were intelligence officers.
A spokesman for the German foreign ministry in Berlin confirmed that three Germans had been arrested, but declined to make any further comment as an investigation was under way.
A police source in Kosovo told Reuters: "They are members of the BND", but gave no further details.
Four days before the bomb attack, its leaders rejected a plan by U.N. Secretary General Ban Ki-moon's for the deployment of an EU police and justice mission, EULEX.
22 November 2008
21 November 2008
RECENT INSIDE JOBS: Spotlight: Peru
The CIA inspector general's report dated Aug. 25, excerpts of which were released Thursday, said the agency hid from Congress, the National Security Council and Justice Department the results of multiple internal investigations that documented "sustained and significant" violations of White House-sanctioned aircraft intercept procedures. The procedures were created to prevent the shooting down of innocent aircraft over the Amazon jungle like the April 2001 downing of the missionaries' aircraft.
"The plane, following the Amazon River in its westward journey in daylight, was tracked by a CIA aircraft as a suspected narcotrafficker and was fired on by the Peruvian Air Force. A Michigan woman and her infant daughter were killed and the American pilot was seriously wounded. The woman's husband and son survived.
"Within hours, CIA officers began to characterize the shootdown as a one-time mistake in an otherwise well-run program. In fact, this was not the case," the report says.
A report released by the State Department in 2001 said the CIA aircraft initially identified the plane but then grew concerned that it was an innocent flight. But it was too late — given language problems and established procedures — to prevent the Peruvian fighter from firing.
According to the report, many aircraft were shot down by Peruvian fighter aircraft within two to three minutes of being spotted "without being properly identified, without being given the required warnings to land and without being given time to respond to such warnings as were given to land."
The Peruvian fighter jets often did not give targeted aircraft any visible signals they had been intercepted before they were shot down.
[SOURCE: AP]
20 November 2008
CBS NEWS: Brazen Nuke Facility Raid An Inside Job?
(CBS) Anton Gerber fought off four armed men before he was shot in the chest and nearly died. But he may have prevented the unthinkable: bomb-grade uranium, enough to make a dozen nuclear weapons, in the hands of mysterious masked gunmen.
In his first television interview, the burly South African tells 60 Minutes correspondent Scott Pelley how he fought with armed attackers who infiltrated what should be a highly secured South African nuclear facility containing bomb-grade, highly enriched uranium, or HEU, and provides details that point to an inside job.
In his first television interview, the burly South African tells 60 Minutes correspondent Scott Pelley how he fought with armed attackers who infiltrated what should be a highly secured South African nuclear facility containing bomb-grade, highly enriched uranium, or HEU, and provides details that point to an inside job.
19 November 2008
DINOSAURUS (coming soon to a theater within 100 miles of you)
"Terrific!" ~ Hoboken Auto Trader
"A 1 out of 2!" ~ Anonymous
Here comes the Dinosaurus! More terrifying than Godzilla and less terrifying than King Kong! Get it before it gets you!
17 November 2008
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10 November 2008
BREAKING NEWS: President elect Barack Obama explores possibilities in breed of new puppy.
TOP STORY:
OBAMA TO PRESS
"We have two criteria that have to be reconciled. One is that Malia is allergic, so it has to be hypoallergenic. On the other hand, our preference would be to get a shelter dog, but a lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me."
09 November 2008
08 November 2008
06 November 2008
Bob Dole the day after Bill Clinton won the 1992 election:
"(The people) want change. Well, we want to be responsible and deliver change, whatever that means, but we’re skeptical so we’ll wait and see.”
05 November 2008
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