live the dreamlife of your dreams

Let's really examine this.

[Note for the curious: yes, his scrotum is the size of a cantaloupe; he's a regular at San Francisco anti-war protests who's a fan of a procedure called "scrotal inflation" in which the testicular sac is infused with saline solution until it almost bursts. If you would like to try scrotal inflation yourself, click here to order a Scrotal Inflation Kit.]


And there you have it.

"Wisest comic EVER?" - Steve Ingerson

Merry Ronmas!!

No explanation given

"Cowboy" Col. Gluss blows out his candles on his 11th birthday.

Live Blogging The Annual Col. Gluss Birth Remembrance Day

"Four Christmases" is a dud

Posted by Steve Ingerson, 58, Oswego, November 30, 2008 10:56PM

The new phone book's here.

So marks the only bright spot in an otherwise pathetic existence. Born into poverty. Raised with a limited education. His journey through the world is beset by confusion, terror and denigration. His sudden ascent into wealth, only makes him a target of scorn and mockery. Do not laugh at poor Navin Johnson. Pity him.

"The Beast"

From newyorkshitty.com

"Flame by BK captures the essence of that love and gives it to you. Behold ... now you can set the mood for whatever you're in the mood for."

Flame is on sale for the credit crunch-busting sum of just $3.99 (£2.65), suggesting the Burger King promotions department has realised their contribution to the fragrance market might work best as a novelty stocking-filler.

Flame is being promoted as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broilled meat".

ROBODUMP

http://triggur.org/robodump/robodump.mp3

He's in.

And there was much rejoicing.

GEORGE WASHINGTON

THIS MAP EXPLAINS ITSELF

Somebody's gonna have to fill me in

NSFW?

WE REPORT, YOU DECIDE: SPOTLIGHT: BAY AREA ANARCHISTS

AP: WUSCHT WHEREABOUTS CURRENTLY UNKNOWN

American President George Bush, Seen Here Dodging a Shoe

DJ Pancake (pictured below) plans to "make millions" with his new 'Instameal'.

"Instameal is the way to go! I recently enjoyed a hearty meal (posted below) thanks to it's fine innovation" - Col. Gluss

LUNCH TIME

NSFW

The Exact Moment When Col. Gluss and Gen. Falanky Realize They're "Not Even Close" To The Remote Ronmas Holiday Party Already Underway

Mr. Griswold ordered a blue Sportswagon. Where is it?

Davenport:
I don't know, sir.

Canterbury Tales: Prologue 1-18

Workers win: Bank to give credit to Chicago plant

CHICAGO – Bank of America says it will extend credit to a Chicago window and door maker whose workers have occupied the factory for five days.

The bank said Tuesday that it's willing to give the Republic Windows and Doors factory "a limited amount of additional loans." That's so it can resolve claims of employees who have staged a sit-in since Friday.

The factory closed Friday after Bank of America canceled its financing.

Workers were given three days' notice. But they refused to leave and vowed to stay there until receiving assurances they would receive severance and accrued vacation pay.

The bank has been criticized for cutting off the plant's credit after taking federal bailout money.

Source: AP

Nerding off

Totally Had It Coming (PROBABLY)

Rove said, justifying his existence,

"No president in the foreseeable future is going to step back from the tenets of the Bush philosophy, which are: better to fight them over there than to fight them here, and we will not wait until dangers fully materialize before we strike."

The group is holding a press conference in Mumbai on Wednesday to "expose the links between Al-Qaeda and the CIA-MOSSAD".

The Mumbai based group alleged that Al-Qaeda is a front organization of CIA and MOSSAD. "There is enough evidence that the Al-Qaeda is a front organization of the CIA and MOSSAD. The Bush junta has used the bogey of terror and of Al Qaeda to justify his unending and ever expanding Global War on Terror, which is only a means of capturing the resources of the world and of establishing the sole hegemony of Israel in West Asia," said the group of activists and intellectuals

Former ISI Chief: Mumbai And 9/11 Both 'Inside Jobs'

Things just get a little too real in here for you?

In prison they have no bathroom doors...

NEWS ANALYSIS: The American Progressive Peace Movement Was Violenty Decapitated; Reduced To Greatest Hits Compilation

Road trip to Philly? Anyone?

Sgt. Nixon

Re: Operation Linebacker II, aka "The Christmas bombing" of Hanoi

From Conversation Number: 35-35 | Listen
Date: December 28, 1972
Time: 4:00 pm - 4:15 pm
Location: White House Telephone
Abstract: In this excerpt, President Nixon discussed with his National Security Advisor Henry A. Kissinger the effectiveness of the bombing of the Hanoi and Haiphong areas in North Vietnam that had begun on December 18. They discussed the North Vietnamese decision to return to negotiations for a peace agreement and their options for convincing the South Vietnamese to accept a settlement.


Many more Nixon conversations here.

Have you seen this cat?

PLEASE NOTE:

Col Gluss and his secret weapon LEAKED

Whoops.

MRS. STANWYK
(her bravado deflated)
'Whoops?' What do you mean 'whoops?'
Don't say 'whoops.'

"...Oh, no wait I'm being told it's actually "Hange: E can believe I..."

Misunderstood from the very beginning, Barack Obama's original campaign slogan was based on his good friend's, Alphonso G. Hange, idea for his vintage take on the grammatical concept "I before E"; Hange: E can believe I.